Doll Nation Network - the Breakfast Show!

Announcer: This is the Doll Nation Network! And this is The Breakfast Show!

Clarissa: Hello, I'm your host, Clarissa Kent...

Ken: I'm your other host, Ken Carson...

Clarissa: And the morning's big story - THE WEATHER!!!

Ken: That's for sure, Clarissa! Tell us how bad it is out there!

Clarissa: According to this map, the entire Eastern portion of the Doll Nation is effected. This is a record breaking storm - snow totals will be between two and three feet...


Ken: I recorded this portion 30 minutes ago, so you viewers could see how much snow is currently on the ground....

HELP!!! SOMEONE DIG ME OUT!!! I'M FREEZING!!! OMG!!!

Clarissa: Wow, Ken. That looked painful... and cold.

Ken: Anything to get the story, Clarissa. The viewers are my priority.

Clarissa: Let's run down the list of closings, Ken... Federal, state and local governments are all closed because of the weather...

Ken: All schools, universities, stores, gas stations, banks... you name it - it's CLOSED!!! In fact, last night, when Doll Nation University made it's announcement to close for the weekend, this was the student reaction:

CUT TO THE "STUDENT CAM":

Students: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! WE'RE CLOSED!!! WHOOOO HOO!!!

Darren: Let's call for Chinese take out! Aidan: I'll get the menus!

Ken: Again, we cannot stress this enough... Everyone needs to stay indoors. These are treacherous weather conditions. Everyone stay indoors! We reporters are camped out here in the DNN news building, and...

Announcer: Psst! Ken! Barbie just called! She needs you to clear the driveway!

Ken: What?!? My darling Barbie is stranded! I must go rescue her!

Ken: Hang on, Barbie! I'm on my way!

Clarissa: Ken... wait!!! At least wait till the news is over!!!

Clarissa: I hate when he goes off script... This is Clarissa Kent for DNN's Breakfast Show!

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