Sunday, February 28, 2010

DNN presents - The Real X Files, Episode Five

Langly: Hey. Audrey, we brought Mulder's laptop. Hope you can figure out how to get into the files I was telling you about.

Audrey: You never mentioned that Mulder was so cute.

Mulder: How old are you, by the way?

Audrey: Old enough. Why don't you boys take a seat?

Mulder: BOYS??? Do you know how old I am?

Audrey: You can't be as old as this laptop.

Mulder: Ouch.

Langly: Oh man; I think I'm in love.

Hours pass....

Langly chills out to the Ramones...

Mulder tries to read a book....

Mulder: Mommy, are we there yet?

Audrey: You know nagging me is not going to make this go fast.... WHOA!!! YAHTZEE!!! We have CONTACT!!!

Mulder: Let me take a look at that!

Langly: Yeh, let him take a look at that!

Audrey: Wow! This is some weird code that these files are in! I've never seen anything like it before!

Langly: I have!

Mulder: So have I. It's in Navaho. The Conspiracy uses it to communicate to their subordinates, and because it's unbreakable. But I know someone who can read this. Langly, we need to go.

Langly: Thanks, Audrey. I owe you one. Come on, Mulder.

Mulder: Hey, let's not be too hasty... After all, we do owe this lovely lady something for her time...

Mulder: Thanks for your help... Anything, I can do for you, just let me know...

Audrey: Anytime, Mulder... Hey, is it true that your first name is Fox?

Langly: Yeh, yeh... Break it up, you two!

(Mulder and Langly leave Audrey's dorm room.)

Audrey goes to get the laptop she hid under the bed....

Audrey: And this baby even downloads files from other laptops in the room! SWEET!

Main Street Gym:

Agent Doggett uses his weekend off to get in a workout at the gym:

Woman (thinking): Hey, that guy looks familiar....

Woman: Oh, my stars! It's John Doggett!

John! John Doggett!

Doggett turns around.

Doggett: Agent Reyes? Monica Reyes?

Reyes: Oh my goodness; it is you! John Doggett!

The still swinging punching bag hits Doggett in the back, spinning him around and knocking the wind out of him.

Doggett is knocked out cold....

... he feels that he's leaving his body and drifting away somewhere else....

Reyes: John, can you hear me? John? JOHN???

Doggett: Ohhhh... Where am I?.... My aching head....


Doggett: What? Who?

Dad, It's me, Luke...

Doggett: Ohh... Luke... Oh my goodness... You're here...

Luke: They need your help, Dad... You can't stop looking...

Doggett: How can you be here, Luke? How can you be here?

Luke: They need your help to go home, Dad... They want to go home....

Doggett: But Luke... You're dead... How can you be here?

Luke: I came to tell you, you need to help them, Dad... Help them go home...

Luke: Dad, I have to go... Help them, Dad... They need your help...

Doggett: Luke! Don't go! Don't go!

(to be continued in two weeks in Episode Six)


  1. Ooh, this is getting good! Audrey's a total troublemaker, I love it! I'm so glad I finally had time to catch up on all the episodes, I can't wait for Episode 6!

    Since I'm here, I wanted to invite you to come check out a new doll forum called Figurvore. We're a small (but really cool) group right now, focused on all sorts of sixth scale creativity-- photostories, dioramas, building stuff, repainting, etc etc. You'd fit right in! Here's the link, if you want to check it out :)

  2. Thanks, Smidge Girl! I just registered!