Sunday, January 31, 2010

DNN presents - The Real X Files, Episode One

Chandra: Ladies, we had a good show tonight, but I've gotta watch The Real X Files.
Britney: The Real X Files! I want to see that!
Ticcara: I didn't know there was a new X Files show.
Chandra: Oh yeah - it reboots the 9th season, when Mulder came back and starts from there.

Ticcara: I don't see a TV.

Britney: Girl, get in the 21st century! You can watch TV on the internet now!

Chandra: Let me set up the computer, and you ladies can go change out of those ugly outfits.

Britney and Ticcara: WHAT?!?

Chandra: Kidding! Just kidding!

In the FBI Building, Lower Level:

Director Malone: Special Agents Scully and Doggett, this will be your new office. Sorry, but this part of the building is still under construction. Hey, you're agents - you'll deal.

Scully: Thanks, Director Malone. We'll be fine.

Doggett: Yes, thanks sir.

Malone: Please; it's Jack. Unless you screw up, then it's Director Malone.

Malone: Before I go, Agent Scully, I just wanted to say that before Director Skinner left, he gave us the location of a possible witness to Agent Mulder's disappearance, and that I've got my best people working on it. I just wanted you to know that unlike my predecessors, I care what happens to my agents, and that I promise we will not rest until we find Agent Mulder.

Scully: Thank you, sir... I mean, Jack.

Malone: You're welcome.

Director Malone leaves, and Scully and Doggett have the office to themselves.

Doggett: You okay, Scully?
Scully: Just thinking that the scenery never changes around here.
Doggett: Heh. It's not that bad.

Scully: Not that bad? Doggett, look around! We're in the basement... again!

Doggett: It's not too bad - we need to get some chairs in here. We can move out some of these file cabinets, and then we'd have room for our desks...

Scully: DESKS?? You mean, desks in the plural???
Doggett: Sure. There's enough room in here... and if not, well, we'll move more file cabinets.
Scully: Doggett, I like you better and better everyday... Hey! Are those donuts?

Doggett: They sure smell like them. Wonder how they got there?
Scully: Well, then this can be our first case for the department. Solving the mystery of how these donuts got here.
Doggett: Nah, I'd rather eat them.

Scully: Me, too. We're gonna need more coffee. though.
Doggett: Now THAT I know where we can get... along with some chairs...
Scully: Let's go then!

An Hour Later...

Scully: Whoa, I'm stuffed! Those were some good donuts!

Doggett: Agent Scully, I'm impressed. I never knew you could pack away that many donuts.

Scully: Well, when you grow up in a house with four kids, you learn to pile drive the donuts.

Doggett: So what do you think? We requisition some desks, a couple of lamps, a coffee-maker, maybe a microwave?

Scully: Why not go whole hog and order a mini-fridge? I'd love a place to store my yogurt. And you can put in your big subs.

Doggett: You realy know how to tempt a man. Deal.

Doggett: And if you want, we can even get one of those "I Want to Believe" posters and throw it up on the wall...

Scully: Let's not get crazy, okay? I want Agent Mulder found, but I don't want this office junked up with all his stuff.

Doggett: I was just joking. I want to put up a Jets poster!

Scully: Ha! You joker! You're totally on a sugar high!

Doggett: Don't forget all the coffee I had! Hahaha!
Scully: Hee, hee! Stop jumping up and down, Doggett!
Doggett: You stop jumping up and down, Scully!

Mulder: Hey! Why are we all jumping up and down???

Scully: Mulder?!?

Mulder: Hey, Scully. Hey, Doggett.



Scully: I think we should put the microwave over here, Doggett.

Mulder: Scully? Doggett? Someone gonna help me up? Bueller?

(to be continued in Episode Two)


  1. "There's enough room in here... and if not, well, we'll move more file cabinets."

    Lol! This is great! Doggett is awesome! Looking forward to more episodes! I'm loving this blog!(I love your Doll Nation blog too, but it wouldn't let me leave a comment, so I'll say it here!) So glad you posted a link to these so I could start following!

  2. Thanks, Smidge Girl!
    It always bugged me on the X Files when Scully, then Doggett, didn't have a desk. And the office was just loaded with junk that Mulder had, and no one told him to "clean up your mess!"

    Thanks for telling me about the comments on Doll Nation too. I reset it so you should be able to leave comments there as well. Again, glad you're enjoying my blogs!

  3. Aww, a desk for Scully! :)
    I really enjoyed this episode and I'm waiting for more. I miss The X-Files, so glad to see it in doll scale :)

  4. Thanks, hello_mousie! There will be more to come!