DNN News -- "This just in..."

Clarissa Kent: And this just in - producers of The Real X Files say that tonight's scheduled episode will be delayed until tomorrow, President's Day. They assure DNN viewers that tomorrow's episode will be well worth the wait.

And this network wants to send a "shout-out" to the following viewers: Smidge Girl, Chelle, Saucy Suwi and Debbie! Welcome to DNN!

Doll Nation Network - the Breakfast Show!

Announcer: This is the Doll Nation Network! And this is The Breakfast Show!

Clarissa: Hello, I'm your host, Clarissa Kent...

Ken: I'm your other host, Ken Carson...

Clarissa: And the morning's big story - THE WEATHER!!!

Ken: That's for sure, Clarissa! Tell us how bad it is out there!

Clarissa: According to this map, the entire Eastern portion of the Doll Nation is effected. This is a record breaking storm - snow totals will be between two and three feet...


Ken: I recorded this portion 30 minutes ago, so you viewers could see how much snow is currently on the ground....

HELP!!! SOMEONE DIG ME OUT!!! I'M FREEZING!!! OMG!!!

Clarissa: Wow, Ken. That looked painful... and cold.

Ken: Anything to get the story, Clarissa. The viewers are my priority.

Clarissa: Let's run down the list of closings, Ken... Federal, state and local governments are all closed because of the weather...

Ken: All schools, universities, stores, gas stations, banks... you name it - it's CLOSED!!! In fact, last night, when Doll Nation University made it's announcement to close for the weekend, this was the student reaction:

CUT TO THE "STUDENT CAM":

Students: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! WE'RE CLOSED!!! WHOOOO HOO!!!

Darren: Let's call for Chinese take out! Aidan: I'll get the menus!

Ken: Again, we cannot stress this enough... Everyone needs to stay indoors. These are treacherous weather conditions. Everyone stay indoors! We reporters are camped out here in the DNN news building, and...

Announcer: Psst! Ken! Barbie just called! She needs you to clear the driveway!

Ken: What?!? My darling Barbie is stranded! I must go rescue her!

Ken: Hang on, Barbie! I'm on my way!

Clarissa: Ken... wait!!! At least wait till the news is over!!!

Clarissa: I hate when he goes off script... This is Clarissa Kent for DNN's Breakfast Show!

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